"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope, via chubbycartwheels)

wolvensnothere:

sktagg23:

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

Theodor Geisel was having absolutely none of your racist, xenophobic shit.

(via samanthajmathis)

Had a rough evening. Now drinking wine out of a mason jar. Done with giving a shit for the moment.

Had a rough evening. Now drinking wine out of a mason jar. Done with giving a shit for the moment.

So, I got a random Easter gift this evening … Darth Chocolate Bunny! I bet he’s delicious ;)

So, I got a random Easter gift this evening … Darth Chocolate Bunny! I bet he’s delicious ;)

The yarn… She is dyed! #handspun #koolaid #yarn #FUN

The yarn… She is dyed! #handspun #koolaid #yarn #FUN

My handspun yarn is now ready to get some color added to it!! Kool-aid fun, here I come ( truthfully, I’m expecting this to be a bit of a disaster, but I’m excited)

My handspun yarn is now ready to get some color added to it!! Kool-aid fun, here I come ( truthfully, I’m expecting this to be a bit of a disaster, but I’m excited)

Seems like everyone is knitting socks, and I caught the bug. Big time. Was having a hard time falling asleep, so i decided to cast on and watch a few episodes of the Cosby Show #RavenclawColors #ColorwayDementor #stripes

Seems like everyone is knitting socks, and I caught the bug. Big time. Was having a hard time falling asleep, so i decided to cast on and watch a few episodes of the Cosby Show #RavenclawColors #ColorwayDementor #stripes

Yeah. That sounds about right. #starwars #knitting #crochet

Yeah. That sounds about right. #starwars #knitting #crochet